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Politics The last 3 Republican presidents have started a war in the gulf region.

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u/Sargatanas4 20h ago

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u/jasonreid1976 19h ago

I hate that I chuckled at this.

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u/Sargatanas4 19h ago

Well fooled me can’t be fooled again!

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren 17h ago

[ducks a shoe]

u/amootmarmot 10h ago

Say what you will. And Ive said a lot of negative things about that stupid stupid war criminal, but that shifty mutherfucker was quick.

u/Fly_throwaway37 7h ago

And he's smiling throughout the whole thing too which is almost endearing. Like on some level it was so ridiculous and surprising Bush was laughing at it like that scene in Austin Powers "who throws a shoe!? Honestly you fight like a woman"

u/ElizabethDangit 8h ago

He was an athlete, it’s too bad he didn’t just stick to sports. It was a terrible time to have an over grown frat boy as president. This current demon has really given me appreciation for how well he responded to that situation. Trump would have demanded that man’s head on a pike.

u/Thausgt01 5h ago edited 4h ago

The Bush family was desperately trying to build a political dynasty so they could sit with the Roosevelts and Kennedys. Too bad the only son they had left to shove into the machinery was an idiot.

u/Deruta 4h ago

[sad Jeb! noises]

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u/nuclearbearclaw 5h ago

Fun fact, the Roosevelt presidents, (Teddy and FDR) weren’t closely related. They were fifth cousins, coming from two different branches of the Roosevelt family in New York. The Oyster Bay branch and the Hyde Park branch.

Eleanor Roosevelt (born Anna Eleanor Roosevelt) was from Theodore Roosevelt’s Oyster Bay branch. She was actually Teddy’s niece, and he walked her down the aisle when she married FDR in 1905.

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u/hysteria4488 13h ago

Oh we playing shoes?

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u/bbgga 14h ago

Now watch this drive

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u/gerishnakov 14h ago

Honestly, I'd give my right arm to have him back over Trump.

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u/A3-mATX 18h ago

In the winter of 2003, when George Bush and Tony Blair were frantically gathering support for their planned invasion, Professor Thomas Römer, an Old Testament expert at the university of Lausanne, was rung up by the Protestant Federation of France. They asked him to supply them with a summary of the legends surrounding Gog and Magog and as the conversation progressed, he realised that this had originally come, from the highest reaches of the French government. President Jacques Chirac wanted to know what the hell President Bush had been on about in their last conversation. Bush had then said that when he looked at the Middle East, he saw “Gog and Magog at work” and the biblical prophecies unfolding. But who the hell were Gog and Magog? Neither Chirac nor his office had any idea. But they knew Bush was an evangelical Christian, so they asked the French Federation of Protestants, who in turn asked Professor Römer.

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u/United-Baseball3688 16h ago

It's easy. Gog and magog. One is brutal but cunning. The other one cunning but brutal. 

Das all there iz. 

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u/JohnOtrilby 14h ago

Hail warboss Bush!

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u/Shot_Arm5501 13h ago

Waaaaaaaaaagh

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u/Possibly_English_Guy 13h ago

And there's obviously gotta be two of 'em. Cuz if there waz one, who he gonna fight when bored?

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u/Cpt_Ohu 15h ago

I hate how much sense this makes.

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u/Artnotwars 15h ago

Gog and Magog! There are statues of Gog and Magog in the royal arcade in Melbourne, Australia. I think it's either once every hour or once a day they move around mechanically or whatever. They were built in 1892 so they're a bit old and dusty.

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u/Viccytrix 15h ago

We have Gog and Magog mountains and ranges in Tasmania, named way back in convict times. I found them on a map from at least 1840.

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u/Mmicb0b 19h ago

that one meme is so fucking funny (even funnier with Dick Cheney)

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u/Wooknows 15h ago

for the love of the military-industrial complex. it's good business !

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u/FBI-INTERROGATION 16h ago edited 16h ago

Funny you mention him not being in the Epstein files

isnt it concerning to anyone that there are ~0 declassified documents from 1999-2001?

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u/supiesonic42 13h ago

Someone did 9 11. Why not him? It is a curious gap. Anyway..

Starting to think the whole system is a shell game. (I actually already know that it is if I'm being honest.)

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u/Snoo-58714 17h ago

SAME AS THE OLD BOSS!~

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u/ImightHaveMissed 20h ago

I feel like I’m looking at the 3 headed dragon meme

u/mrsrosieparker 9h ago

Omg there was something about the 3 pics together and I couldn't name what it is... it's exactly that!!

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u/tyderian 20h ago

Maybe if it only had one "normal" head

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u/ImightHaveMissed 19h ago

Comparatively speaking the bush boys are totally normal

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u/AsphaltInOurStars 19h ago

Bush Sr., maybe, but Bush Jr. indirectly (imo directly considering he acted as the Commander-In-Chief, despite how many people pulled his puppet strings) killed more people than died in the entire Korean war, almost twice.

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u/ImightHaveMissed 19h ago

True, but he also didn’t storm the capital or shit on the constitution. Not saying he was great, he botched his fair share of issues. I’m just saying he was fairly normal for a Republican president

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u/finglish_ 18h ago

The bar has been falling every term. Mitt Romney during the election campaign. was derided and referred to a flip flop Romney cuz he would keep changing his stance on things depending on what the situation called for, and now looking back, Romney feels like a pitch perfect dream candidate compared to what we have now.

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u/Donkeybrother 20h ago

The world's worst ... Fuck / Marry / Kill

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 20h ago

Think they are in order.

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u/saiga_antelope 20h ago

Dunno. Bush Jr seems like more of a 1 night stand. Bush Sr is the long term stability 

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u/rockerroller 20h ago

“Not gonna do it!” (Dana Carvey voice)

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u/flyin_lynx 20h ago

Would not be prudent, at any juncture.

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u/Whaleman_007 20h ago

“Strategery “ (Will Ferrell voice)

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u/brentownsu 20h ago

“Nucular” -Actually GWB

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 19h ago

Remember when making a common pronunciation mistake was enough to question the competence of the president?

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u/brentownsu 19h ago

Dan Quayle’s political career ended when he spelled potato incorrectly - and it was the right result for America.

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u/Am-Insurgent 13h ago

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change."

"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."

"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world."

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u/lagan_derelict 20h ago

"They tried to kill muh daddy" - also GWB

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u/bearatrooper 19h ago

There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.

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u/Unusual_Business_935 19h ago

That’s probably my favorite W quote lol. The pause mid “shame” to ensure he’s getting it straight, only to completely shit the bed, is absolute chef’s kiss lol.

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u/hyf5 18h ago

My favourite quote was "now watch this drive"

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u/always_an_explinatio 18h ago

He has been interviewed on this, and he said he went off script and as he was saying it he realized he was going to say the phrase “Shame on Me” and that it would be played over and over as a sound byte. So he tried to pivot. But could not pull it out. I don’t think it redeems him or anything but I think it is interesting

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u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT 19h ago

Well they’re from Connecticut so he wouldn’t know that saying

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u/EyyYoMikey 19h ago

Now watch this drive!

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u/VanillaLlfe 19h ago

“Families is where America finds hope. Where wings take dream.”

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u/bscheck1968 19h ago

"Thousand points of light"

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u/hansnotfranz 19h ago

Jr has higher long term entertainment value and I’ll still inherit daddy’s money when he dies

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u/intisun 20h ago

"now watch this drive"

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u/TonyCaliStyle 18h ago

I’d take Jr over Trump 10x. A man like Bush senior doesn’t exist in politics anymore.

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u/Local-Finance8389 18h ago

Jr could dodge shoes being thrown at him like a champ. That’s marriage material.

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 18h ago

Nah hes got a ranch and likes to golf... hes funny. Try to imagine being married to one of the other 2. Trump... absolutely the fuck not. Bush SR, its like living with your grandparents (and not today's grandparents, 90s kids grandparents. No cable, moth balls, plastic over the 70s furniture), you only get to watch The Wheel and have to be in bed be 7pm.

I can turn the lights off and get through 5 mins of fucking Bush Sr (jesus christ) and im certainly not fucking Trump.

Thats objectively the only right answer, FMK from L to R

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 17h ago

Exactly this! Right here.

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u/thickaccentsteve 20h ago

I don't know... Jr got all those OBGYNs practicing their love with women all across this county after his heartfelt speech. With a wordsmith like that the world is your oyster.

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 20h ago

What are you talking about. Senior could not go longer than 4 years and I don’t want a liar. “No new taxes.” Yeah right. This guy probably has a hidden credit card. W is a long-term commitment and will do anything Dick asks him to do. Plus have you seen the socks on Senior, I’d fuck his colorful socks off.

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u/starkimageries 18h ago

Jr is the fun one and done. Yes, you are correct on both Bush analyses

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u/somecasper 20h ago

No way. W is a freak, but 41 will bury your secrets for life.

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u/delhibellyvictim 19h ago

“now watch this drive 😉”

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u/panda_encounter 20h ago

This aggression will not stand man

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u/curious_dead 20h ago

I don't like this game.

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u/alek_hiddel 20h ago

W. knows how to party, so he’s fuck. Bush Sr. was intelligent, calm, rich, and he could tell you who really killed JFK. Marrying him for sure. The last one, well that’s obvious.

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u/Jacky-V 20h ago

The options are horrific, but imo with the actual options given this choice is pretty easy

F HW (Elder Twink)

M W (Charming)

The other one DT (Just Awful)

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u/Mrchristopherrr 19h ago

I’d swap HW and W.

HW would at least take you to the sizzler occasionally and outside of the occasional bridge game you could probably not even have to look at each other.

W you could at least do some blow like the old days. He’d probably treat you right.

DT, the choice is obvious.

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u/DinkyStubby 17h ago

I'm fucking Donald and recording it. The world will see him getting railed by this fatty.

You gotta Mary W

And HW is already dead so I can't be taken as threatening harm. I'll put a stake in that CIA vampire's heart and re-bury him face down.

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u/plan1gale 16h ago

I like your style. I don't agree with it but I respect it.

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u/act95 16h ago

You’re a true self sacrificing hero we never knew we needed

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u/Stoneheaded76 19h ago

The only real choice

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u/Frack_Off 20h ago

Easiest one ever. Marry the dad and kill the rapist.

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u/greenbastard1591 20h ago

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u/Vincera2024 20h ago

Guy thought he was still in his beauty pageant days

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u/1CaliCALI 20h ago

That's called the incestuous republican maga pedophile butt grab

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u/greenbastard1591 20h ago

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u/Little_View_6659 18h ago

Honestly those pictures make me feel bad for her. Blech. I know his kids are horrible but damn. It’s like she didn’t have a chance. Imagine having an actual sex trafficker for a father.

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u/1CaliCALI 19h ago

100% maga right there

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u/Add_Poll_Option 20h ago

well 1 of those 3 is an easy choice

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u/TheCaptMAgic 19h ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/Distinct_Sir_4473 19h ago

Easy, Fuck dubya, he knows how to party, and marry HW, a relatively respectful and fiscally intelligent man

And then stop playing the game to avoid sedition.

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u/bombayblue 20h ago

The irony is that Bush Sr’s Gulf War was basically a textbook masterstroke of diplomacy. We had every nation in the Middle East, even Syria, fighting Saddam.

And bush Sr knew exactly when to cut it off to prevent a long occupation.

The other two….not so much.

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u/meh_69420 19h ago

A lot of these folks are too young to remember that war and the fact that there was a resolution from the UN security council for Iraq to leave Kuwait after it's illegal occupation that precipitated it.

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u/mari815 17h ago

Exactly. That was a lil different. Iraq invaded Kuwait. We defended Kuwait. That’s one reason why they are big allies to us

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u/Dead_Internet69420 17h ago

It’s funny to look back and think about how Saddam was our ally until then. We knew he was an evil dictator, and that was all good because he had oil… But then he tried to invade another oil friend’s country, and it was suddenly time to care that he was a monster. 

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u/SphericalCow531 17h ago

The US was also perfectly happy to support any evil right wing dictator in South America. Just as long as they were not communist.

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u/hawkinsst7 16h ago

Nations don't have allies. They have interests that may align.

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u/DaemonG 19h ago

People in general, are too busy falling over themselves to find an argument that suits their worldview, that they refuse to see the bigger picture.

Most of America's post-1945 wars have been disastrous. The Gulf War was not that.

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u/KWilt 18h ago

If nothing else, H.W. knew how to wrap it up quick. The fact the Gulf War was only a seven month operation shows that we weren't fucking around. There were single deployments during GWOT that lasted longer than the entirety of the Gulf War.

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u/TinKnight1 15h ago

Hell, the actual hostilities were only 6 weeks... everything before then was just getting nations partnered up & forces deployed into the region.

One could actually make the argument that the overwhelming success of Desert Storm in the immediate aftermath of the fall of the Soviet Union led to the US being overly confident in the ability to resolve conflicts quickly & with comparatively little damage (from the American perspective).

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u/intisun 20h ago

Bush Sr : "let's get allies together to fight this dictator who invaded a neighbor"

Bush Jr : "fuck allies, we're doing this alone for no reason"

Trump: "fuck the USA, I'm doing this alone for no reason"

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u/zoobrix 19h ago

Ya I think the title is unfair saying Bush senior started that war, that was Saddam when he invaded Kuwait. Now Bush Sr chose to get involved but he didn't start it, while his kid and Trump definitely started theirs.

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u/lumpboysupreme 19h ago

If only Trump did it alone.

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u/Technical_Toe_2012 19h ago

He's certainly got one ally...who's wall he kissed.

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u/MetalTrek1 19h ago

Yup! I had no real problem with Iraq War I. An ally (as imperfect as it was) was attacked and the objectives were clearly defined.

Iraq War II: Nope. They didn't attack us and were still reeling from Iraq War I (but at least W went to Congress and the UN, even if it was on bullshit pretenses).

Iran War now: HELL NO!!!

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u/Ok_Caregiver1004 18h ago

Yup! I had no real problem with Iraq War I. An ally (as imperfect as it was) was attacked and the objectives were clearly defined.

That war was as perfect as you could get. And they booted him from office because he had to raise a gas tax to pay for it. LOL

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u/thefugue 19h ago

Yeah, HW didn't "start" a war.

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u/The_Bard 20h ago

Colin Powell was Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under HW Bush. He was credited with the strategy of not going to Baghdad as he knew it would be decades of nation building. Also why the neo-cons during W's admin forced him into that humiliation ritual of a UN speech about WMDs in Iraq.

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u/bombayblue 20h ago

Exactly why the people presidents choose to empower and promote often matter more than the president himself.

I’m a big fan of the theory that Trump is actually not the issue, his cabinet of extremely unqualified idiots is what’s causing most of the issues.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 19h ago

Seems like a decent theory. Trump just tweets and talks into a mic. Then he plays some golf. He rarely follows through on things he says and much of it is gibberish.

Based on his past debates and campaign speeches, his grasp on the issues is historically unrivaled in terms of just how little he seems to understand.

That said, I think the extremely unqualified idiots in his cabinet serve the purpose of being thrown under the bus when things go sideways. I think darker forces behind the scenes are what’s causing the issues. The stooges are just sacrificial lambs.

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u/Technical_Toe_2012 19h ago

Even Iraq had better justification and planning than this shit show.

By justification I must mean that the lies were better, and more believable.

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u/RadicalMarxistThalia 19h ago

The whole justification for Iraq was WMDs. A couple months ago we were told that we took out Irans nuclear capabilities and set them back years. Now we’re being told we should support involvement in Iran because ???

The justification isn’t worse it’s just missing (like Cheney’s WMDs).

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u/neroselene 19h ago

Plus, 9/11 had happened so that was further fuel on the fire for American's getting on-board with invading Iraq.

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u/congratsyougotsbed 18h ago

The irony is that Bush Sr’s Gulf War was basically a textbook masterstroke of diplomacy. We had every nation in the Middle East, even Syria, fighting Saddam.

We even had the decaying, shambling corpse of the Soviet Union backing us on that one

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u/HospitalCorps 20h ago

Following the Gulf War with Bush Sr, coalition forces continued the no fly zone in Iraq with Operation Northern and Southern Watch that carried over through the Clinton administration and rightttt up to March of ‘03.

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u/bombayblue 20h ago

So what? Cost was minimal. Loss of life was minimal.

Noticed there was a big lack of Saddam invading countries and getting hundreds of thousands of people killed too. Seems like it worked.

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u/necroreefer 20h ago

I seriously don't understand how the american people keep falling for the republicans campaigning on cutting "taxes" and no war.

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u/DatBrownGuy 20h ago

I blame lead exposure

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 20h ago edited 20h ago

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

-Carlin

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u/EcstaticTill9444 20h ago

And it’s completely true!!

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u/Ok-Map4381 20h ago

I think it is because we underestimate how disconnected most people are from policy.

So, one party says "here is my 32 part plan to phase out expensive polluting energy production and replace those jobs with smart renewable energy manufacturing, focusing on factories in the areas that will be the most economically damaged by the transition." The other party says,"i love coal!!!"

Now, that doesn't change that coal is a dead-end technology. Those jobs are going away regardless of what republican policies will try. Several energy technologies are just better, cheaper, more portable, etc. But, if you are someone from a coal mining area, it make sense why "i love coal" is more appealing than "trust me, we will give you new and better jobs, jobs that won't pollute your air and water."

drumph is a master of telling people what they want to hear, even though he has no plan of actually following though on most of it.

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u/Skkruff 19h ago

Yeah, it's actually way worse than that. If you remember the tail end of his campaign he wasn't even really telling folks what they wanted to hear. He was talking about Arnold Palmer's junk and dancing for 20 minutes while his handlers begged him to answer questions.

You don't need any policy at all if your pitch is that the other team are evil and you get to be really smug and superior when your guy wins.

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u/Zedsdead42 19h ago

That pretty much sums it up. The other party is evil and wants to destroy the US and only I can save you. And they bought it hook line and sinker and now he can do no wrong because he’s saving them.

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u/st-shenanigans 18h ago

They've basically removed their pants at the party and shit in the punch bowl while everyone watched.

Then they said "that guy did it" without bothering to wipe or put their pants back on. All the guys in blue say "we literally watched you do it" and all the guys in red go "you're overreacting, its just some shit. There's fecal matter on everything!" And continue to drink it.

It's like we're living in that movie about the invention of lying.

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u/Ok-Map4381 19h ago

That's a great point. That first comment was more reflective of my 2016 debates with a trump supporter in his late 50s.

My 2020 debates were with a 20 year old guy who was convinced Biden was a pedo because he sniffed girls' hair, but all the trump accusations were women trying to get his money. He was convinced Harris would start WWIII and he was convinced the entire space program is fake and that there is an "eather" blocking us from getting to space.

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u/NPJenkins 18h ago

They celebrate ignorance. The entire party is one gigantic example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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u/SV_Essia 18h ago

He's not a master of anything. He's an idiot.
Other idiots look up to him and recognize themselves in him, while despising anyone who sounds like they've ever read a book.
The US reached a critical mass of idiots, so he got elected. It's really that sad and simple.

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u/TheGruenTransfer 17h ago

One party elects systems thinkers and the other party calls them nerds while  voting for "a guy I want to have a beer with" who they can't tell is funded by billionaires and giant corporations. 

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u/patismyname 20h ago

It's money, always the promise of more money

And it works, so gullible

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u/LeatherFruitPF 19h ago

Yeah the fact that Trump sold the idea that tariffs will make you richer and people actually fell for it.

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u/patismyname 19h ago

People have been falling for it since the 80s

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u/SlightSurround5449 20h ago

Money and giving them someone else to blame who are conveniently not the right people to blame.

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u/Ambitious-Toe-3690 20h ago

I blame republicans being the party of faith in what they want to believe no matter the evidence to the contrary. Whether it's Jesus or Trump, it's all about their predisposition to believe.

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u/Point_Forward 19h ago

They see it as a virtue to never change their mind and stick to their values. It's a point if pride

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u/Still7Superbaby7 20h ago

The poor voters believe in trickle down economics. If we cut taxes on billionaires, they will give us their extra cash right???

https://giphy.com/gifs/Km2YiI2mzRKgw

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u/OkEstimate9 19h ago

It’s so silly since taxing them would actually make that money trickle down. It’s just making it reenter the economy rather than blindly hoping the money from the top 1% gets spent somewhere.

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u/ShoddyClimate6265 12h ago

If you give a dollar to a lower-class person, they spend it and pay someone else. If you give a dollar to the rich, they throw it on their Smaug-pile and you probably won't see it for a hundred years. Money seems to trickle the other way...

u/Irilieth_Raivotuuli 11h ago

If you give a dollar to the poor, they spend it and pay someone else who then gets to spend the dollar.
If you give a dollar to the rich, they put it into assets that they leverage against to take loan from bank, which they use to buy more assets to leverage against so they can take more loan.

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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 18h ago

Kind of funny how if it's given to us from the taxes we already pay to the government, it's socialism and bad

If it is handed to us politely by the generous and benevolent billionaires, it's trickle down economics and good.

But one of those is an absolute fantasy that just hasn't and won't ever exist.

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u/bombayblue 20h ago

My big thing with conservatives these days is arguing that Trump is the farthest left president in history (just citing all the crazy shit his admin is doing to intervene in the economy) and then watching them freak out.

It’s peak troll behavior but I don’t care. Conservatives pretended to be free market and then immediately went for this shit.

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u/sulris 20h ago

Agreed. Free market protectionists? Get outta here!

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u/bombayblue 19h ago

Remember kids, asking to raise taxes to fund free healthcare is socialism. The government unilaterally taking stakes in companies and dictating their policies is free market conservatism.

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u/Uuttermuppet563 20h ago

Think of the dumbest person you know… most people are dumber than that.

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u/Zayaaz 20h ago

most of them are stupid the rest are greedy.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 19h ago

Racism, lack of political engagement, lack of critical thinking.

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u/FeedTheB3ar 20h ago

cause republicans can talk like its still the 1990s and most americans are stuck in that era right now. Old fucks with same old takes. Immigrants take jobs grrr, dem are deamons grr, we need to be the good guys and save america! So stupid asses

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 19h ago

I wish republicans were stuck in the 90s.

A candidate like Trump would have never gotten a podium at a Republican primary debate in the 20th. They sucked back then too, but at least they had some standards. Obama broke that party.

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u/MysticBoner24 20h ago

The 90s were fucking amazing compared to now, what are you talking about?

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u/FeedTheB3ar 19h ago

Im saying its not the 90s anymore and people are stuck in nostalgia for a time that's gone and wont comeback. Economically or culturally. Republicans are promising things like bringing back jobs that are impossible with our current economy. The good times are over and the assholes who took them are the same that says they'll bring em back.

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u/slip101 20h ago

Christian zealots and greed. It's the moderate swing voters that fall for it. Most die hard republicans know exactly what they're signing up for.

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u/notredditbot 20h ago

Believe it or not, it's fox news. Also republicans make a lot of policies that are in favor for private businesses and that's most Americans so it makes sense that most will vote republican 🥲

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u/CzPhantom1 20h ago edited 18h ago

George H. W. had the support of 42 countries, a detailed plan, and left after they finished the plan. I don't count him anywhere close to the other two. Desert Storm was decisive and very well executed.

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u/_AngryBadger_ 19h ago

And that action was in response to a UN resolution demanding Iraq leave Kuwait because the occupation was illegal. I don't think Bush Snr should be on this list. If the UN security council says get out, and a dictator days "no, I don't think I will", war is a pretty predictable outcome.

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u/YoureReadingMyNamee 18h ago

I don’t like when people compare Trump to former Republican presidents at all honestly. I feel like it normalizes what he is doing. The second Iraq war sucked, but George Bush jr isn’t comparable to today. Nothing really is. Even if the pic is technically accurate.

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u/faustianredditor 18h ago

Desert Storm was also, you could easily argue, a defensive war. Feel free to correct me if I missed any crucial details, but the timeline pretty much is

  • [Iran-Iraq war makes Iraq poor and desperate. Kuwait is rich.]
  • [Kuwait allies with the US.]
  • [Saddam is greedy and invades Kuwait. This is a incredibly poor casus belli.]
  • Iraq invades Kuwait
  • Operation Desert Shield: US and allies mass in the middle east to ensure Saddam doesn't grab more land. Pretty much just a defensive posture, to ensure he doesn't also go for e.g. Saudi Arabia.
  • The UN decides that Saddam must abandon Kuwait.
  • The US builds an alliance to enforce that mandate.
  • The US enforces that mandate, and only that mandate. Yes, they stepped foot on Iraqi soil, but really only for operational, not strategic reasons.
  • Iraq is kicked out of Kuwait
  • The end, for the most part.

Theres all you need to know to accept that Bush Sr. did not start a war, he just ended one.

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u/da_chicken 19h ago

Yeah, H.W. did not start that war any more than Britain started WWII.

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u/gerdbonk 20h ago

Trump looks like the copilot from the movie Airplane.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bv5ZgqKNBATHG

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u/pfannkuchen89 19h ago

The copilot from airplane was leagues ahead of trump in many things including intelligence.

u/Raetekusu 10h ago

You mean the Auto-Pilot.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Roger Murdock was the co-pilot.

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u/nascent_aviator 19h ago

How dare you besmirch my man Otto like that?

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u/jmtcowboy 17h ago

2 bushes and a cunt

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u/MiskatonicU13 20h ago edited 20h ago

They get increasingly dumber as time goes on.

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u/Scribble_Box 20h ago

Seems to be exponential...

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u/ogholycat 20h ago

They get easier to blackmail as time goes on.

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u/Steve_at_Werk 20h ago

Reagan also dicked around in Iran

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u/mrkruk 20h ago

He tried the reverse Uno by just helping Iraq fight Iran.

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u/froznwind 19h ago

And he did a reverse reverse Uno by helping Iran so he could help terrorists fight communists!

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u/goodlittlesquid 20h ago

Something about selling them some stuff and using the proceeds to fund a Konami video game

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u/Golden_D1 15h ago

Probably should be two dumb dragon heads and one smart one.

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u/NotACreepyOldMan 19h ago

I saw someone say war is always good for the economy, but I’ve lived through like 4 fucking wars and every time we went into at least a recession.

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u/PatSajakMeOff 14h ago

You can count on Republicans for 2 things: Starting wars and molesting kids.

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u/grogudalorian 20h ago

41 went in and had clear objectives. He met those objectives and pretty much left.

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u/glwillia 20h ago

bush 41 had good reason though: the berlin wall had just fallen and the cold war ended, and the usa was on good terms with the ussr, who were historically closely aligned with iraq. he didn’t want to risk jeopardizing all of that.

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u/Terrible_Morning_310 20h ago

Gulf War was mad justified compared to these other conflicts, also this isn’t really picture material. You’re just posting an image of 3 presidential portraits?

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u/sacrelicio 20h ago

Gulf War was to defend an ally that was being invaded. Not really the same thing as the other two at all.

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u/Jimmyg100 20h ago

We kicked them out of Kuwait and didn’t occupy Iraq. The whole thing was over in months. It was the most justified war since World War 2 and a huge victory for the US. Then Junior came in and decided to use the military as his own personal army to get back at Saddam. Seriously, W looks good now in comparison, but he was an absolute asshole and a terrible president whose leadership was directly responsible for thousands of deaths. He was a self-righteous evangelical nut and the only thing that makes him better than the current administration is at least he pretended to give a fuck.

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u/AdHom 20h ago

It was also authorized by the UN so it's the only one that was legal

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u/Brennan_Schwartz 20h ago

I believe the image symbolizes this well.

H.W is clear in frame and his portrait is relatively flattering.
G.W is blurred, in the sense he blurred the lines between Weapons of Mass Destruction and the 9/11 terror attacks to justify the war.
Trump gets this portrait because, well, look at his public statements recently in regard to the war... not to mention campaigning on "No New Wars".

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u/r-kellysDOODOOBUTTER 20h ago

Yea gotta give him that. Kuwait might be one of the last countries that still likes us because of that.

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u/Rand-all 20h ago

JD Vance will start a new one for fun

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u/Ben_Thar 20h ago

Can you imagine him taking over during this term? With a cabinet of Trump loyalists who don't like or respect him.

There would be much tension and backstabbing. 

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u/Kid-606 20h ago

Cannot let that clown get into office

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u/Subtronaut 20h ago

Riding every tomahawk so only brown nosed rockets aim for schools

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u/0-Give-a-fucks 20h ago

At first that fuckin frog face cracks me up, but then a little part of my soul shrivels up and a shudder makes my teeth hurt

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u/kihraxz_king 20h ago

I have no love for Bush 1, but he didn't start that war. Iraq did when it invaded Kuwait.

That one was properly executed, too.

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u/Golden_D1 15h ago

As a social democrat, I must say HW Bush is up there with my favorite presidents (not the best, but top 15). This guy looked like Reagan but was much more pragmatic and had more domestic success such as the ADA. On foreign policy, the Gulf War is a textbook masterpiece of diplomacy.

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u/douggold11 20h ago

Bush Sr didn’t start a war, he went in to undo one

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u/Big-Ari 12h ago

Yeah and Democrat presidents bombed and destroyed Libya, North Africa (Obama) and Yugoslavia, Europe (Clinton). So what is the point you’re trying to make? America has been playing the world’s police since WWII. You Americans have a two party system, it’s like two sides of the same coin. You don’t have a real democracy, it is the rich elite are who decide the course of your country. They divided your people and conquered you. It’s not left vs right. It’s the informed rich elite vs the barely surviving, mostly uninformed middle and lower class.

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u/___wintermute 1h ago

Convenient to say “the gulf region” to make it seem like the last three Democrat presidents also didn’t war it up bigtime.

I don’t mean this as a defense of these guys, I mean it as a way to say there needs to be bigtime change in general.

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u/Xeynon 18h ago

At least in GHWB's case the war was in defense of an ally, was provoked by someone else, and was concluded quickly and without creating a long-term quagmire.

GWB and Trump... ugh.

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u/No_Pollution9224 19h ago

And also crashed the economy.

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u/OhioValleyCat 19h ago edited 18h ago

Saddam Hussein-led Iraq invaded Kuwait in August 1990 and basically claimed that it was annexed into Iraq. George HW Bush rallied an international coalition, with UN support, that demanded Iraq's withdrawal from Kuwait. When Iraq refused to leave Kuwait, the American-led UN-sanctioned coalition militarily ejected Iraq from Kuwait in early 1991. There's room to disagree on the intervention, but it is inaccurate to say that Bush I started the Persian Gulf War in 1990.