r/Weird 16h ago

Joseph Marr from Berlin turns sugar into stunning sculptures and Everyone ends up licking it

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u/ateuatoa 16h ago

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u/theshoeshiner84 11h ago

Oh, and you might... you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye!

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u/Hubsimaus 1h ago

And there was A BABY who licked it. 😐

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 14h ago

I made this exact face after seeing the post and before reading this comment 😂😂😂

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u/canehdian_guy 4h ago

COVID really opened up my eyes to how disgusting I find people and their fluids

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u/Chance-Historian8830 16h ago

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u/Formal_Ground6513 16h ago

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u/vegeto-10 15h ago

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u/ScumbagLady 12h ago

(Once when I had a terrible case of the flu, I decided to add poorly drawn arms onto photos of birds. This is one of them.)

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u/trygooglingthatkiddo 9h ago

Good use of free will 😇

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u/ScumbagLady 3h ago

Thank you! I added more under another comment :) looking at them is making me feel inspired all over again... plus now that my kid showed me how you can do details better by zooming in first, they might become "well drawn arms"!

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u/Idfkw2c 13h ago

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u/444stonergyalie 13h ago

Saving this thread of shocked birds for later 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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u/the_big_bones 16h ago

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u/BrutalSock 14h ago

Herpes? You can get fucking hepatitis… This is really gross…

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u/unzunzhepp 14h ago

My first thought was calicivirus, but yes there are worse risks. Very coronafriendly too.

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u/pornaccount5003 12h ago

Anything that sticks around in spit. We’re witnessing the first case of Human Papicalcistrepcovstaphhepfluenza in action!

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u/RealLaurenBoebert 8h ago

Remember when people didn't even want to touch door handles 5 years ago?  Now here we are with video of people holding their toddlers up to the communal salt lick.

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u/Brilliant_Rain5181 4h ago

This video is pretty old. I saw it some years ago. But yeah, still weird.

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u/-reddit_is_terrible- 11h ago

My first thought was calicivirus

illmaxxing

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 12h ago

There’s a vaccine for hep a/b.. not a bad thing to get regardless if you plan on licking sculptures

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u/shenanigans2day 10h ago

A sentence I could have never predicted I’d read.

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 15h ago

And it's generally lethal to children.

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u/Purp1eC0bras 13h ago

Thats because if you give an infant (not a child, infant is under 1 year old) honey, there is a risk of botulism and to their immune system, it could be lethal. Aka, it’s an unnecessary risk for infants to eat honey.

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u/Rossilaz 12h ago

Herpes can kill children

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u/BlinkyDesu 12h ago

"Sugar itself does not cause botulism, but it acts as a preservative that generally prevents the bacteria Clostridium botulinum from growing."

Since this isn't honey, what were you trying to say?

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u/chuckedeggs 10h ago

What does honey and botulism have to do with sugar and herpes?

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u/TalkingCat910 16h ago

Are those ppl stupid? 🤮

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u/Nbknepper 16h ago

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u/jma9454 15h ago edited 10h ago

I saw that.
I was like, "geez she really likes... Sugar..."

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u/MahtiGC 14h ago

seems like she’s sucking 30 layers of saliva to get to the sugar 🤣

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u/PolkaSlush 12h ago

IIRC a lot of bacterias and germs can't survive in a lot of sugar. They tested this out in pick and mix candy and the germa simply died because of the high sugar and chemicals in the candy.

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u/account_not_valid 11h ago

Thats just Big Pick'n'Mix propaganda.

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u/jubtheprophet 11h ago

Lmao it is true though, sugar is a preservative in the same way salt is, it dehydrates the microorganisms by sucking away their water.

This is still disgusting and its not like its an instant disinfectant, but its also not as bad as say, licking a random stone sculpture that others licked.

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u/knuckles312 6h ago

No one’s ever died from licking David’s pp

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u/QwenCollyer 5h ago

I was thinking the Blarney Stone, but sure, that too.

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u/Deaffin 9h ago

That's specifically dry sugar. It does not apply to this situation. If you're the first person to lick this statue, then this just means you don't have to worry about it any more than you would if you licked any other random public object.

If you're the second person to lick it, then you're instead dealing with a sugarry saliva slurry people before you have created. This makes it more concerning than licking other random public-licking objects.

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u/AmethystMalcontent 8h ago

Sugary. Saliva. SLURRY 🤢🤢🤢

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u/morning_star984 7h ago

Agree completely. The way this statue has been processed has made the sugar less susceptible to moisture, hence why he can have statues open to air and occasional mouth touches for 14yrs. That means that the sugar isn't able to absorb moisture fast or thoroughly enough to cause desiccation. Instead, just enough of the sugar is being freed as food to whatever is in people's saliva (which, spoiler, it's basically akin to a toilet). Also, I'm sure a good portion of the people that aren't licking the statue are choosing to touch it with their hands instead. Foul. Every which way foul.

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u/Surface_Detail 10h ago

It's why Jams and Honey has such a long shelf life. Higher water concentration in the bacteria leads to them getting dried out by osmosis.

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u/AdvertisingMaximum67 9h ago

Wow that's right. But what about the saliva that's on the sugar? I believe that's gotta last a few hours to days.

Like what of that girl who just licked it was sick and coughing?! And you found out after licking it. Ewww. That's just gross, dude.

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u/Ngothaaa 14h ago

Yeah seems like it’s salty

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u/PahoojyMan 10h ago

Wait, doesn't everybody deep throat their candy canes come Christmas time?

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u/thesander7 15h ago

I wasn’t at this part of the video yet and seeing this I thought she just deepthroated some sugar lol

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u/RonnieDaBear 13h ago

The way she nodded afterward like, "Yup! That's sugar alright"

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 11h ago

Yup! I totally sucked on someone else’s art because I have zero self-control.

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u/Brilliant_Lettuce270 13h ago

yea she went for it! weirdo

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u/LEEx513 15h ago

She was nursing that mf

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u/Jane__Delawney 13h ago

More like it’s nursing her, she’s in full on baby mode wtf

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u/PinkDeserterBaby 7h ago

Idk wtf that statue is but that zoomed in part she’s suckling looks like bull testicals.

Like girl what are you doing. You have to understand how gross this is and how it looks in public.

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u/ferocity_mule366 11h ago

this is somehow her fetish and you cant tell me otherwise

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u/Status-Bluebird-6064 13h ago edited 13h ago

This reminds me of the times I was in an orthodox church during COVID. Those Ukrainians didn't give a single fuck about some pandemic

they were standing in a line waiting to make out with a picture of some saint, we saw so many people doing it all over the temple complex, grannys, kids, middle aged, often wearing masks, but then they would make out with a picture on the wall that 300 people kissed that day (we were vaccinated, but Ukraine had very few vaccinated people back then)

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u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman 12h ago

I went to a Catholic elementary school and I remember some student bringing up “what about communal wine” when we got to the communicable diseases part of science class and watching the teacher blow right past the question handwaving it away with a non-answer

Most of us 25 years later are no longer catholic

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u/cowbutt6 11h ago

There's no bacteria or virus that can survive a wipe with a clean handkerchief. /s

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u/Artevyx 15h ago

Yes. Its how we end up with global pandemics.

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u/Necromantic_Body 14h ago

Do you want a pandemic? Because that’s how you get a pandemic.

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u/Striking_Aspect_7826 13h ago

I wouldn't mind one if you can, actually

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u/SnurrCat 12h ago

Reminds of a friend I had years ago who would use the tester lipsticks straight on her lips. I pointed out to her, "You don't know how many other people's lips have been on them." She said, "Nobody else would do it because they'd be afraid of germs, so I'd be the only one." Umm...

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u/emo_sharks 3h ago

Even if its never been on anyones lips people are still defintiely swatching them on the back of hands or whatever which statistically a lot of those hands are unwashed......gross lol

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u/eXcaliBurst93 12h ago

tbf after covid happened this shit doesnt surprise me...these people are why covid was so hard to contain

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u/Professional_Dot- 12h ago

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

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u/Artix96 11h ago

I though on average global population is smarter. Covid disillusioned me. Now I know for a fact that majority of population ain't that smart. And pretty sure I heard of studies suggesting that proportionally the % of smart people in the world is getting smaller and smaller. So like in idiocracy.

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u/Psychoanalytix 7h ago

Covid not only revealed how stupid most people actually are but it also seemingly made them proud to be dumb and try to do more stupid things.

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u/Brrdock 16h ago

Berliners are a different breed. Bodily fluids can't faze them

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u/heightsenberg 16h ago

Pop them in the Berghain piss party room

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 15h ago

Ew gross.. where?

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u/RedwoodUK 14h ago

Yeah there’s special events at Hain that allow for peepee and poopoo play. I only know about it and the dates it’s on so I know where not to go by accident

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u/ramenprofitable1 13h ago

Those events are only at the gay club Laboratory that also belongs to Berghain, but not at Berghain itself

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u/Massive_Signal7835 6h ago

Laboratory? Surely you mean Lavatory.

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u/Sharp_Economy1401 3h ago

I'm pretty sure it's here, right?

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u/haplesstot 14h ago

Poopoo play? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

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u/SteveStevensXII 14h ago

Scat fetish. Look up at your own risk. Think 2 girls 1 cup.

You know the song Scatman, by Scatman John? Completely unrelated.

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u/BerryCreative9832 13h ago

Bahaha 😂 yes, I have watched 2 girls 1 cup.. but I didnt realize they did it at that club

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u/ItsLoudB 12h ago

There’s a reason pictures are forbidden. There are a lot of people simply clubbing, but the most common thing you can see there is people dancing naked, so guess how far the rabbit hole goes

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u/CK_1976 13h ago

BYO cups is all I know

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 12h ago

Back and forth, forever.

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u/BerryCreative9832 15h ago

Hang on what?

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u/kemistree4 15h ago

I won't believe these words ever thought they'd be adjacent to each other in a sentence.

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u/nevaehenimatek 14h ago

This dude literally has sculptures in berghain.

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u/Freedomsaver 15h ago edited 10h ago

It was not in Berlin but the Netherlands and Madrid. The sculptures in Berghain seem to have been covered in a resin and were not accessible/lickable.

(it's funny how this story gets misstold and reposted every couple of months/years and everybody things this is in Berlin, because the artist is from Berlin)

Quote from an article: Later exhibitions and works were much more accessible for example, in 2017, in Marr’s exhibition in the Netherlands at the Stedelijk Museum Schiedam and in 2020 in Madrid at the Galerie Kreisler. Here for the visitors unprotected by resin, pure sugar sculptures were presented for people to smell and taste, an unusual behaviour. “In Madrid that was at the beginning of the pandemic, possibly people should have been a little more careful, but it was an exciting experience.”

https://www.the-berliner.com/art/neukolln-based-artist-joseph-marr-on-sugar-in-berghain-and-the-search-for-identity/

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u/ScotchOrbiter 13h ago

Also, the artist isn't actually from Berlin. He's based out of there but he's from Australia.

https://www.thephotophore.com/joseph-marr/

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u/vidoeiro 13h ago

That is Reddit in a nutshell, never let the truth get in the way of a good story (or propaganda, or lazy to double check , etc).

Oftopic I'm glad those images are before covid, not that I expect people are any better now

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u/NilesLinus 16h ago

“I’m an artist working with sugar in Berlin.” Ah the romance of a classical artist’s life.

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u/ToWitToWow 15h ago

“Sculpt me like one of your Gummi Bears”

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u/QueenKittyDrop 16h ago

Sharing 20 billion germs..

https://giphy.com/gifs/5cREBFcGOkC2I

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u/NorthernWitchy 12h ago

It reminds me of how some parents would purposefully expose their children to diseases such as chickenpox, prior to the vaccine being widely available. Essentially, to "get it out of the way" so that they didn't have to deal with the infection later.

However, given that we have vaccines for most things now, licking the art is just plain gross.

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u/Cultural_Welcome149 15h ago

That's so gross and so disrespectful.
Imagine being okay with licking, or even helping your child lick something that someone spent so many hours making, and has probably been licked before. 😭

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u/Titariia 15h ago

The artist seems okay with it though and tbf, it turns it into a whole other form of art where, like he said, it's makes them feel like their part of it.... I mean if he wasn't okay he could just put a glass cube over them (unless it's the first time this is happening and the artist didn't have time to react yet but it seems like it's been a while and he's okay with it though he... and most of us don't get it)

But yeah... adults licking them is one thing. They're grown adults and should know the consequences of their actions is on them. But adults letting kids lick it.... Imagine you're the kid at school that caught that super rare disease because your mom let you lick some random cube of sugar in a museum

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u/New-Bodybuilder-7264 13h ago

He said that knowing it’s made of sugar make people feel part of it, not licking. Common sense is not really common nowadays

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u/artaru 11h ago edited 10h ago

100%

I’m going to be downvoted for this probably but sculptures made with sugar… eh. Yeah it’s different material, different process.. less durable blah blah. But like, hardly really that novel.

People actually tasting it? And changing it? And actually violating presumed typical gallery decorum? Like why? Do they not believe the artist when they said it’s sugar? Is this some primitive thing? And adults not only allowing but also possibly encouraging their children to do it?

Like they are willing to destroy the piece? Like the integrity of it. (Like people wouldn’t dare bring a pencil to write the tiniest line on any art piece in the most mundane gallery. Why do they feel like they could do it to these sugar pieces? Is it because it’s food related?

Like there’s a lot to unpack there. That makes it way more interesting.

If I were a sophomore/ junior in art history I don’t know how I could write a solid art criticism paper on just the mere fact that the sculpture was made with sugar. Probably involving a drastic amount of BS and comparison with like ice sculpture.

Now that the audience is involved? With various levels of emotions like apprehension, glee, intrigue, curiosity? Like is it about our age of narcissism? Oh and other people being repulsed by these tasters?

The whole thing now turns into like surrealist Dada/Duchamp type deal.

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u/thatjackiebitch 15h ago

Imagine seeing someone else doing that and thinking oh my child and I should do that

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u/Tasty-Positive2059 5h ago

As a young adult, I can see myself doing something dumb like licking a sculpture cus I thought it would be funny. Reckless things for entertainment or whatever.

These people having their kids lick the sculpture are straight bad, nasty parents bruh. Thats like, the opposite of what you should be twaching babies to do.

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u/el_lemono 16h ago

COVID has really taught us nothing it seems

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u/nottherealneal 16h ago

Tbf this was pre covid

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u/Riskit_4_Biscuits 16h ago

COVID started in this gallery.

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u/Historical_Good_8580 15h ago

Even pre COVID I can't imagine why anyone would do this

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u/Freedomsaver 16h ago

True. It was before and just at the beginning of the pandemic. And it was not in Berlin but the Netherland and Madrid.

(it's funny how this story gets misstold and reposted every couple of months/years and everybody things this is in Berlin, because the artist is from Berlih)

Quote from an article: Later exhibitions and works were much more accessible for example, in 2017, in Marr’s exhibition in the Netherlands at the Stedelijk Museum Schiedam and in 2020 in Madrid at the Galerie Kreisler. Here for the visitors unprotected by resin, pure sugar sculptures were presented for people to smell and taste, an unusual behaviour. “In Madrid that was at the beginning of the pandemic, possibly people should have been a little more careful, but it was an exciting experience.”

https://www.the-berliner.com/art/neukolln-based-artist-joseph-marr-on-sugar-in-berghain-and-the-search-for-identity/

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u/Significant-Chair-71 9h ago

This is why the black plague happened to Europe

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u/Aware-Direction-9891 15h ago

Why the hell is the mother letting her baby lick it?!?!

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u/_90s_Nation_ 16h ago

Make a nice cock made out of Sugar, with a sign that says 'Lick Here!'

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u/Ok-Abbreviations3042 16h ago

Cue me taking up post as a human statue

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u/_90s_Nation_ 15h ago

Are you qualified though, bro?

Girls will critique the art first 👀

There's also gonna be gay men joining in

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u/InvisaBlah 14h ago

All tongues feel the same, just close your eyes

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u/my_boy_blu_ 13h ago

These people over here playing who’s got the covid meanwhile that’s sugar so any dust dirt and grime is literally sticking to it.

Kids, the dirtiest creatures on earth, are eating and touching it. I’m not even a germaphobe and I want everything scrubbed.

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u/222Czar 16h ago

I avoid water fountains unless there’s absolutely no other choice, and I never put my mouth on any part of it since I was a small child. This is horrifying.

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u/luvmibratt 15h ago

Congratulations you're normal

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u/Born_Camera7675 13h ago

Pfffh. Typical, Eagletonian attitude. If you're not deepthroating the fountain, you're doing it wrong.

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u/wisdomoarigato 16h ago

I read that the average IQ has dropped first time in history. I get it now.

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u/Idlev 12h ago

Technically the average IQ can't drop, as it is defined as being 100 on average.

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u/leeman9224 15h ago

Fun way to get H pylori

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u/The_Riddle_Fairy 13h ago

why are THEY LICKING THE SAME SPOT

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u/Ech0M1r4ge 15h ago

All it takes to ruin his day is one ant colony.

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u/Cocoatrice 14h ago

Isn't this literally destroying the exhibit? You are literally dissolving it slowly.

Also ewwww, gross.

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u/laureen_llama 13h ago

Imagine someone licking sugar sculpture you made, and you're like 'bruh, why are you dissolving precious details of my art piece i put so much time into?'. My brain refuses to think why would anyone lick them. Please send Men in Black ASAP

https://giphy.com/gifs/6IPNUgkpCsDRK

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u/Emotional-Leg-7120 13h ago

these are grown ass men and women too 🫩

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u/Yumismash 15h ago

Wtf? Germs anyone???

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u/Important_Sorbet 15h ago

Did none of those lickers ever learn what happens when you lick where strangers licked??? Didn’t those strangers before them for that matter??

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u/NightShiftLoser 11h ago

I've licked a few things that have been licked by someone else

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u/13thmurder 14h ago

The true art project is giving everyone herpes and covid.

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u/StratoVector 15h ago

Yo Let's go, COVID 26 electric boogaloo

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u/Everdina 13h ago

I just love how weird he finds it himself.

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u/Katatonic92 13h ago

It's a miracle we haven't had more pandemics. This shit here is why it will most likely be a pandemic that finally wipes us all out. Well, if Trump doesn't get there first.

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u/nightmarespringgtr 15h ago

WHY !!! JUST FUCKİNG WHY?!!!?

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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 13h ago

Lady at 0:30 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???

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u/ShimaHimeVeve 12h ago

I'm starting to understand why Covid spread so easily as it did 😭

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u/MortgageStraight666 12h ago

People are disgusting

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u/olive_juse 13h ago

Vile.🦠

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 13h ago

People are fucking disgusting 

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u/DreamOfDays 12h ago

Need to hang a sign up that says “We are not responsible if you get a disease from licking the statues that countless strangers have also licked. We don’t disinfect the statues. Good luck.”

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u/gobliina 12h ago

Idk I have a strong desire to punch the people who lick the sculptures, like very animalistic desire

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u/welshiehm 12h ago

What the fuck. I don't know a single person that would lick a sugar statue in an open, public place.

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u/BoringNameBoringLife 12h ago

Someone flash me with a Neuralyzer, please.

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u/POTUS_King 12h ago edited 10h ago

I can’t imagine people are instinctively licking the sculptures en masse as they walk through the exhibit. The museum should be telling them not to touch the sculptures to begin with, let alone lick the statues if they actually are.

But introducing his art in this manner, accompanied by the visuals, certainly adds to the intrigue and catches people’s attention (even if it is exaggerated). I doubt people are queuing up to lick the statues.

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u/HumpaDaBear 13h ago

Most pulled sugar things are made with isomalt. If you eat too much of it and it doesn’t take much you get raging diarrhea.

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u/Sindere-chan 10h ago

My question is why they aren't doing more to prevent this? I feel so bad for the artist.

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u/obito080406 9h ago

These people are real and living among us and that scares me

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u/kemistree4 15h ago

"In other unrelated news, a local herpes epidemic has hit Berlin..."

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