r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/DarkFrogv • 5h ago

Not OC IT IS.

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u/Jelly_Sprinkles 4h ago

the confidence in that realization like he just solved a mystery is adorable

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u/Equivalent_Owl_Mask 2h ago

They're not just figuring out reality, they're figuring out language its self.

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 20m ago

itself* lol

so is most of the internet

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u/Money_Ad1068 5h ago

That's weird...I actually know the woman that posted this originally IRL!

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u/A_spanish_guy_ 4h ago

Was the same woman as last time?

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u/GeneralAcorn 3h ago

It was!

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u/ZellHall 3h ago

u/GeneralAcorn IT WAS THE SAME WOMAN AS LAST TIME

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u/iPoopLegos 4h ago

was it the same dog as last time?

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u/DarkFrogv 5h ago

Oh, really?

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u/Money_Ad1068 4h ago

Yes, really!

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u/Pataraxia 4h ago

MOM IT'S THE SAME WOMAN AS LAST TIME!

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u/Ekaterina702 3h ago

Well, don't leave us in suspense...how's the dog doin'?

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u/hellogoawaynow 1h ago

Her 4 year old would love my 4 year old lol

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u/usernamerequired19 3h ago

I'm sorry but I don't think 4 year olds are allowed on reddit

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/psychopathic_shark 4h ago

🤣🤣their innocent logic

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u/Trollboy_McDawg 4h ago

Oh, kids... They say the darndest things!

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u/AlphaStarXP 4h ago

Zip zop zoobity bop!

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u/GangstaRIB 2h ago

That’s the noise GHB makes when dropped in your drink?

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u/Lonyo 2h ago

I'm concerned a 4 year old doesn't understand the concept of a pet.

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso 2h ago

There's a lot of shit my 4yo partially understands.

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u/Funkmaster_General 1h ago

I genuinely think the OP and most of the people in this thread are dumber than this kid. He wasn't surprised that the person had the same dog he had last time, he was excited to encounter the same dog that he saw before. The person being the same probably didn't even register to him.

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u/Neverlanian 32m ago

My immediate thoughts exactly lol like I thought it was pretty obvious the kid was just excited that they bumped into each other again

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u/notquite20characters 55m ago

At what age do children develop canine permanence?

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u/crazy_urn 3h ago

I have a neighbor that has two dogs. Both look similar, but different enough that you can tell them apart easily. She walks each dog separately each day. This would be a legitimate question to ask her, lol.

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u/hellogoawaynow 1h ago

This is my 4 year old kid lol “HI DOG!!! MOMMY THAT OLD MAN IS WALKING THE DOG AGAIN!!!!”

And, my god, we have talked about not yelling that people are old so many times.

At least she doesn’t comment on weight, I would absolutely die.

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u/cates 1h ago

everyone in my neighborhood thinks my dog is like 21 years old. literally everyone makes comments about how the old guy keeps on keeping on and the fucking dog is like 5 years old.

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u/4P47 1h ago

Do you tell them the actual age? Also I had the opposite case with my last dog, he was pretty old but people always thought he was a puppy because of his wild personality and energy.

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u/cates 1h ago

yes I tell them his age and they always just tell me they can't believe it.

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u/Notactualyadick 47m ago

He's 21? That's one old dog. How long do you think he will last?

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u/cates 33m ago

he doesn't look like he'll be around much longer but sadly I think he'll be here for another 14 years

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u/Notactualyadick 32m ago

Wow, for a 21 year old dog, I think that's awesome.

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u/cates 19m ago

His back left leg isn't great so he basically hops everywhere but yeah... he's super smart and loyal af.

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u/Notactualyadick 8m ago

In all seriousness, he sounds sweet. Give him a scritch for me.

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u/cates 6m ago

Will do!

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u/PterionFracture 1h ago

Pawbject Furmanence

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u/Natural-Judgment7801 53m ago

Ok this is clever and nice BUT it is making me irrationally annoyed and upset that the P is there but in the”wrong “ place.  I hate this comment 

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u/PterionFracture 38m ago

The half spoonerism of it is grating. Too bad it wasn't a feline and I could have gone with Awwbject Purrmanence.

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u/fishm0ng3r 52m ago

If that young journalist doesn't get the Pulitzer, i'm quitting the interweb.

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u/kolejack2293 23m ago

I have a somewhat similar story. A woman aggressively 'confronted me' on the street about stealing people's dogs because she kept on seeing me with a new dog every day. She seemed very, very intense.

I just told her I'm a dog walker, and she demanded to look into my client list. I laughed and told her no and kept walking.

That was like ~11 years ago. Turns out she's my neighbor and is manic depressive bipolar and was basically in a complete delusional psychosis then. We are sort of friends now.

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u/Sasalele 12m ago

Sounds like those parents don't want their kid to have a dog.

Nothing else to say about it.

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u/albertyiphohomei 4h ago

Nah, this is a clone

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u/WelderNewbee2000 1h ago

Are you holding that dog captive?

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u/Devil_Raw69 3h ago

Why is this here?

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u/Straight_Fix_7318 3h ago

says why in the sidebar

  • Yes, kids could not know better, that's the joke.

kid doesnt know that people dont magic up a new dog each day

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u/Stoopidfucc 30m ago

bot post